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About Me Premium Member Self-proclaimed Genius klumsyninjaFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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fail out girl strikes again.

Tue Jul 7, 2009, 12:25 PM
  • Mood: Regretful
  • Listening to: Poker Face by Lady Gaga(just bought her cd)
  • Reading: Perfect Victem by Christine McGuire & Carla No
  • Watching: David Spade: Take The Hit
  • Drinking: Pepsi
sooo, most people probably didn't notice i was offline for about 5 days this/last week, not that i mind whether you noticed or not, but i do feel the need to explane my absence to those who do care.

i dropped a (completely full) pickle jar on my modem. oh yes. feel the fail.

now my whole room smells like pickles, since, ofcourse, the jar shattered briliantly on impact, my mom keeps saying things like "THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN JAR IN YOUR ROOM, FAIL OUT GIRL(inside joke).", and i was stuck with no internet for almost a week while waiting for my mom to get paid so i could replace my ruined, pickle stanking modem.

now, i'mma go try to wash the fail off of myself again.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: UNDER YOUR BED.
  • Interests: death note, yaoi, my cat, my plushies, and stalking my neighbors.:)
  • Favourite movie: 300
  • Favourite band or musician: msi, yellow card, red hot chillie peppers, any 80s hit you've never heard of, and others.
  • Favourite genre of music: anything really...
  • Favourite artist: JORDAN! 8D
  • Favourite poet or writer: Tsugumi Ohba
  • Favourite photographer: deimara
  • Shell of choice: the turtle kind
  • Wallpaper of choice: *points at your wall* THAT KIND!!!8D
  • Skin of choice: L and B's skins pressed up against each other...:3
  • Favourite game: Tetris
  • Favourite gaming platform: Game Cube PS2 and my laptop.*pets*
  • Favourite cartoon character: L, Light, anyone from Death Note, Ichigo, and Hichigo... BEYOND BIRTHDAY!!
  • Personal Quote: Marshmellows would be far more fun to eat if they screamed when you bit into them...
  • Tools of the Trade: a little black notebook and a big brown sketch book.

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Comments


:iconsomethingfabricated:
I wrote you a letter today. Its on the front porch waiting for the mailperson now.

Just sum advanced notice. :>

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:iconklumsyninja:
YAYZ! *FAILSPAZSEAZURE* 8D i'mmah send you the bracelet i mentioned before as soon as i can! and maybe some sketches~

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An aggressive top, I have never once been submissive. One of the few things I can boast about. I have never even been submissive to a traffic signal.~Beyond Birthday
:iconsomethingfabricated:
Just so you know I doodled on the letter while half asleep. Gave myself a papercut. And went through my shit and put things from my past in there. MEANING you get alot of things that have sentimental value to me but in the long run are pretty stupid to look at and ultimately kinda boring. :<

I ONLY HAD ONE STAMP....

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:iconklumsyninja:
it's fine i love doodles. did you get blood on it? o^o;; i doubt they'll be boring, Jordan.

WTF?

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An aggressive top, I have never once been submissive. One of the few things I can boast about. I have never even been submissive to a traffic signal.~Beyond Birthday
:iconsomethingfabricated:
I did get blood on the envelope and on some of the papers inside too. They will. Theres a picture of me with long hair in there though. That might not be boring. And a poem. :|

ONE FUCKING STAMP.

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